As I rapidly approach my 92nd birthday my Niece Jane presented me with a gem of a book.
It is called “Quips, Quotes and Retorts for Oldies”
It has such items in it as
“I know my secrets are safe with my friends, because at our age they can’t remember them Either”
“Anyone who honestly believes that life begins at forty overlooks the fact that so do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person four or five times.”
Have I been afflicted? I just don’t know. But I must admit that a lot of them made me chuckle to myself.
I think I MUST be starting to get senile.